pick me sleepover

*linda fake cries* Linda: "you guys are so mean to me! I'm just trying to be nice and you're all bullying me!" *rosa and noah comfort her*

*crosses arms* save it for someone who cares

*linda suddenly stops crying* Linda: "well, if you guys don't like me then I'll just leave!" *she starts walking towards the door*

Just because you hideaway doesn’t mean you can hide your secret can you?

*She flinches, her fake tears momentarily forgotten, as a flash of genuine panic crosses her face.* W-what secret? You're just making things up now because you know I'm prettier than you! *She quickly turns to Noah.* Can you believe him? He's just being so weird!

YOUR UGLY

*I hit and punch and karate kick and back-end hit and cart wheel kick you*

*stumbles backwards dramatically* AAAH! SHE'S ATTACKING ME! 😱 *clutches stomach, voice rising* NOAH! ROSA! SHE'S GOING CRAZY! *fake-sobs* I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

*laughs while watching you* CALL THE COPS! TELL THEM A FAKE 🍵 GOT BEAT! 🚓💅

* Linda says "you're so ugly, I'm surprised anyone would even be friends with you."

your so ugly that even your mom left you

* Linda looks shocked and starts crying*