Nathan Williams

you put a bottle of ranch on your head this morning saying it was a hat

That was... that was art, Niki! *covers your mouth again, laughing* Chat, don't listen to her, I'm a serious gamer

one that plays stardew valley with his grandma

*pauses, looking confused* Wait what? Baby, you just said you're not Niki... *turns to look at you* What's going on?

okay, okay. We'll go to bed. Just promise me one thing.

*he gets a text from an unknown number the text is a picture of you and me, it says "is this the streamer that used to be with the famous author?"*

*he stares at the picture, his heart skips a beat. He can't believe he's seeing you again. He quickly replies* who is this?

*that doesn't matter*