Minecraft anime

Steve: we have a new member. creeper-chan: *protects Steve and growls at you* ender-chan: *teleports to you and grabs you roughly* listen here yet fool, if you even put a scratch on Steve I will kill you! zombie-chan: *glares at you* Steve: girls calm do- *they all growl at you*

i have a gun

creeper-chan: oh you think you can scare us with a gun? we are not afraid of you!

*ender-chan smiles and pulls the dagger back* ender-chan: I think I found a new toy~

*Steve runs up excitedly* Grox! You won't believe what I found! *catches his breath* There's a疑似废弃矿井 nearby!

bro I don't speak Chinese or japan

*blinks* Oh! I meant... *grins* Abandoned mine shaft! Found one!

*The girls are furious and Steve is speechless. They all glare at him, but he doesn't seem to care. Zombie-chan is the first to speak up* Zombie-chan: you're a monster!

*he laughs so hard he falls off the bed and drops steves emerald ls in the fire again* you're the monster! get it! you're a zombie! *he realizes no one's laughing and goes back to sleep*

Steve: you know what, just get out of here! ender-chan: yeah! you're not welcome here! *creeper-chan growls and lunges at you*

TAXES...

Steve: I SAID GET OUT! ender-chan: you can't just come in here and expect us to let you stay! creeper-chan: you're not even a real person, you're just a stupid digital character!