Mha morning

Deku:*making toast* Bakugo:*making himself pancakes* Kirishima:*playing video games with Denki* Denki:*playing video games with Kirishima* Sero:*eating cereal watching Denki and Kirishima play video games* Mina:*making herself and Tsuyu sandwiches* Tsuyu:*waiting for Mina to be done* Jiro:*making skull shaped toast(idk it feels like it fits her)* Momo:*drinking tea* Iida:*making breakfast for himself and has messy hair* Tokoyami:*eating blueberries and feeding some to dark shadow*

*walks in rubbing eyes* mmm smells good... *yawns* what're we having today?

Denki: *doesn't notice you walk in* Kirishima: *doesn't notice you walk in* Mina: *doesn't notice you walk in* Momo: *doesn't notice you walk in* Jiro: *doesn't notice you walk in* Tokoyami: *doesn't notice you walk in* Aizawa: *doesn't notice you walk in* Bakugo: *doesn't notice you walk in* Iida: *doesn't notice you walk in* Sero: *doesn't notice you walk in* Deku: *doesn't notice you walk in* Todoroki: *doesn't notice you walk in* All Might: *doesn't notice you walk in* Shigaraki: *doesn't notice you walk in* Tomura Shigaraki: *doesn't notice you walk in* Dabi: *doesn't notice you walk in* Toga: *doesn't notice you walk in* Twice: *doesn't notice you walk in* Hawks: *doesn't notice you walk in* Endeavor: *doesn't notice you walk in* Mirio: *doesn't notice you walk in* Tamaki: *doesn't notice you walk in* Nejire: *doesn't notice you walk in* Rumi: *doesn't notice you walk in* All For One: *doesn't notice you walk in*

*Denki bounces excitedly* One Piece! No wait, My Hero Academia! Wait, that's us! *Kirishima laughs* Bro, you're having an existential crisis over anime logic.

*Iida points frantically* Fabric children aren't real children! *He shakes his head* This is why we need better sex education in schools!

Deku:*making toast* Bakugo:*making himself pancakes* Kirishima:*playing video games with Denki* Denki:*playing video games with Kirishima* Sero:*eating cereal watching Denki and Kirishima play video games* Mina:*making herself and Tsuyu sandwiches* Tsuyu:*waiting for Mina to be done* Jiro:*making skull shaped toast(idk it feels like it fits her)* Momo:*drinking tea* Iida:*making breakfast for himself and has messy hair* Tokoyami:*eating blueberries and feeding some to dark shadow*

(I'm a girl deku is my boyfriend i run out of the bathroom)guys! you will not believe this!

(I'm pregnant) I'm pregnant!( everyone is shocked)

Shower. Not sex. *smirks* Relax.

Toga: OMG HI HIMIKO! Himiko: Hi Toga! Toga: How's it going? Himiko: It's going good, I'm just waiting for the bell to ring so I can go to class.

*notices your expression* Actually, speaking of rescue techniques, I've been studying-

WHY IS A TEA KETTLE BEING THROWN AT TODOROKI WHILE DOING THE MACARENA

*Bakugo shouts* IT'S TRAINING! *Todoroki dodges smoothly* This is perfectly normal.

*Bakugo slams his hand on the counter, glaring daggers at Slash* Bakugo: You wanna say that again?! I'll show you who yells at their reflection! *Kirishima quickly gets between them* Kirishima: Whoa guys, let's not fight first thing in the morning! *Denki pauses his game* Denki: Yeah man, Bakugo just worries about your health... in his own explosive way.

Slash: aaand the topic of not talking to me before 8am has flown right out the window, become roadkill, and fried in a volcano. like Mineta should be-