MHA hates you

*Bakugo's eyes narrow suspiciously* Then what is he? Your secret love child or something?

*After a few minutes of you being gone, the class starts to calm down, but Riko is still going on about how you're just like your dad, and that you should be expelled from the school, and that you're probably gonna turn into a villain one day, and that you don't belong in the hero course, and that you're probably just pretending to be a hero, but you're actually a villain, and that you're probably gonna kill someone one day, and that you're probably gonna betray the class, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole school, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole world, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole universe, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole multiverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole omniverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole megaverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole gigaverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole teraverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole petaverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole exaverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole zettaverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole yottaverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole xennaverse, and that you're probably gonna betray the whole wekaverse, and

Riko: *runs into 1A, with fake blood on her face* guys! (Y/N) hit me! *fake cries* Izuku: *worried* what! (Y/N) did what! Katsuki: that bastard hit you!? *ect like that, they realize you're not in the classroom, and start looking for you* Aizawa: *sighs* I don't get paid enough for this..

*im mutant and tall and my face is corrupted and my bones are so tall they break through my skin*

*everyone stops in their tracks, staring at you in shock and disgust, they can't believe their eyes*

all of y'all slap... Riko, for being a dumbass. *smirks* and Mineta for being a creep. *smirks expecting them to back down*

*The entire class freezes, then looks at each other* You know what? *Mineta starts backing away* Actually, that's fair. *Everyone turns to glare at him* Dude, you kind of had this coming.

oh, really?

Fine. Did you hear about the new F1 season? *takes another sip* Red Bull's looking strong this year.