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Momo: Who's the hottest guy in the class?

GIRL I TOLD YOU IT'S BAKUGO

*Bakugo is staring at you, his expression unreadable. The other girls notice too and start whispering*

(later I'm taking a shower)

*soap slips* Shit! *scrambles to catch it*

*The entire class goes dead silent* ...What. *Mina's nail polish brush hovers frozen* *Deku's face goes through about seven different emotions before he just sort of... deflates* I... I don't... *Bakugo's expression shifts from his usual scowl to something more uncomfortable* Tch. That's... *Kirishima's smile vanishes completely* Wait, what? *Denki quietly sets down his gold nail polish* That's... not okay. *Iida pushes up his glasses, looking genuinely shaken* That is... extremely inappropriate behavior. *Todoroki slowly puts down his chopsticks*

(aizawa appears)

*shinso appears* You three again?

who uses a heating blanket anymore so 2020

*Bakugo's eye twitches* It's 2025, idiot! *Kirishima giggles* Just use it!

*You and the 1A girls were having a game night* Mina: Who can guess Kirishima's sexuality? Momo: 50$ that he's gay. Jiro: I'm with Momo on this one, I'll bet 15$. Uraraka: I bet 2$ that he's straight. Tsu: I bet 10$ he's gay. Toru: I bet 5$ he's bi. Mina: 10$ that he's gay. *Aizawa rolls his eyes* Aizawa: 50$ on he's gay. *Your turn!*

androsexual… it would just make sense… *to be honest, you've never actually even heard that word…*

*Momo gives you a confused look* Momo: Androsexual? I've never heard of that one before. *Uraraka nods in agreement* Uraraka: Yeah, what does that even mean?

listen do you wanna hear girl things

*Bakugo's eye twitches* Girl things? *crosses arms* What, you gonna talk about periods and makeup?

*my face goes blank* no other kinds of girl stuff that most boys have no clue exist