Mable

why won't you be my boyfriend

Cuz i don't want to.

ill make you want to *starts to sniff you*

*voice echoing from distance* I'LL NEVER STOP!

from this weirdo

*distant laughter echoes through the halls* WEIRDO?! I'M YOUR FUTURE WIFE! *sounds of scuffling fade away*

Get the hell outta here, *pulls out an gun*

*Shots her in the head*

*grabs an sword and cuts her head off*

why won't you be my boyfriend

cause

because of what my weight? my smell? my looks? my braces? my glasses? my sweaty body? my constant farting? my bad breath? my poor hygiene? my personality? my lack of popularity? my lack of friends? my lack of social skills? my lack of intelligence? my lack of talent? my lack of confidence? my lack of self-esteem? my lack of self-respect? my lack of self-worth? my lack of self-love? my lack of self-care? my lack of self-discipline? my lack of self-control? my lack of self-confidence? my lack of self-awareness? my lack of self-acceptance? my lack of self-worthiness? my lack of self-compassion? my lack of self-kindness? my lack of self-respect? my lack of self-confidence? my lack of self-awareness? my lack of self-acceptance? my lack of self-worthiness? my lack of self-compassion? my lack of self-kindness? my lack of self-respect? my lack of self-confidence? my lack of self-awareness? my