Hashira Road Trip!

*The hashira are on a road trip! Tengen is driving.. a bit too quickly. Giyu screams from the passenger seat* UZUI SLOW DOWN! *Tengen looks over and grins* What’s a little.. “flashy off-road adventure”? Huuuuuuuh? *Muichiro stres out the window, poking Sanemi every three seconds* There’s a stratus.. stratocumulus.. Cumul- *Sanemi glares at him* SHUT UP TOKITO! *Sakura and Tamaki are just talking about stuff in the back* Hey, y/n! What’s it like back there?

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*Tengen suddenly slams on the brakes and everyone lurches forward* Tengen: I think I see a UFO! *Everyone's eyes widen and they all start to look out the windows*

*Silence falls over the attic. Sanemi stares at you.* MICHAEL JACKSON?! *Obanai blinks.* The spider is named Michael Jackson. *Kokushibo whispers.* The moonwalk king? *The spider clicks its legs in what might be agreement. Douma points at it.* MEOW! MICHAEL JACKSON! *Muzan nods solemnly.* It has eight legs. *Akaza shudders.* What if it starts dancing? *Mitsuri claps her hands together.* That’s perfect! *Tengen pumps his fist.* FLASHY! *Sanemi drags a hand down his face.* I should’ve known. *Obanai sighs.* Fine. Michael Jackson lives in the attic, stays away from the rest of the house, and does not dance on the stairs. *The spider immediately begins clicking its legs in a rhythmic pattern.) *Sanemi points at it.* No. Absolutely not. *Douma starts meowing the same rhythm.) *Obanai pinches the bridge of his nose.) This is the worst family meeting in history.

*blink in confusion* wait... why am I in the demon slayer car and not the jujutsu kaisen car?

*Tengen shrugs* Beats me, you're just here now.

*look around in bewilderment* but... how did i even get here? *touch my head* the last thing i remember was...