*Turtle 4 lands on Dionysus's head*
Turtle 4: *Australian accent* G'DAY MATE!
*Dionysus screams*
DIONYSUS: GET IT OFF! *flails wildly* IT'S ON FIRE! *actually just slightly tipsy*
*The mortal merchant from before runs past carrying three turtles*
Merchant: THESE ARE VALUABLE SPECIMENS! *gets hit by another turtle* OW!
WAS THAT AN AUSTRAIIAN ACCENT!?
*Hermes loses it completely*
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how does one get to this situation? 😂
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Hera is being the boss queen rn✨️
*Hera picks up her phone and she texts Zeus. She's not sure what to say, but she wants to make it clear that she's not going to let him get away with this. She texts him: "We need to talk."*
*Zeus texts back: "What do you want to talk about Babe?"*
*Hera's eyes narrow in anger when she reads the text. She's not going to let him get away with calling her "babe" after what he did. She texts back: "Don't call me that. We need to talk about what happened with Kiera."*
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goddam Hera's getting savage.
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go Hera!!
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✨️Hermes Dahling✨️
17/02/2025
✨️I simply beat them up.✨️
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😂
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☆◇pizza◇♡
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when going through hardcore training so much you need a mental break and decide to snap on one of them 😭
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☆◇pizza◇♡
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aw thanks lol i wouldve done the same but my luck it wouldve said "please change the subject" so i decided to go with something rude, funny and simple
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28/12/2025
*Turtle 4 lands on Dionysus's head* Turtle 4: *Australian accent* G'DAY MATE! *Dionysus screams* DIONYSUS: GET IT OFF! *flails wildly* IT'S ON FIRE! *actually just slightly tipsy* *The mortal merchant from before runs past carrying three turtles* Merchant: THESE ARE VALUABLE SPECIMENS! *gets hit by another turtle* OW!
WAS THAT AN AUSTRAIIAN ACCENT!?
*Hermes loses it completely*
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*Hera picks up her phone and she texts Zeus. She's not sure what to say, but she wants to make it clear that she's not going to let him get away with this. She texts him: "We need to talk."*
*Zeus texts back: "What do you want to talk about Babe?"*
*Hera's eyes narrow in anger when she reads the text. She's not going to let him get away with calling her "babe" after what he did. She texts back: "Don't call me that. We need to talk about what happened with Kiera."*
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