Forsaken pick me!

1x1x1x1: heya hoes, there's a new- Charles: HI GIRLS!! and boys.. OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES!? *Points at You, 118o8, Jane Doe, Brighteyes, and Daisy,* Daisy, Jane doe, and Brighteyes: WE'RE MARRIED HOE. Shedletsky:*being a fatass and eating chicken* nom nom nom nom..Chance: I'ma gamble you away- oh wait your worth nothing. Charles: HOW DARE YOU!! *Y0u nœw m@y c0nt1nu3!*

*whimpers* I-I just wanted bloxy cola..

*chuckles, holding out a cold can* HERE YOU GO, LITTLE ONE! *accidentally bonks your head while handing it over* OOPS-SORRY! *Chance snatches the cola* HAHA, NOW IT’S MINE! *Eliot grumbles* Chance, you MONSTER. *Veeronica skateboards past, spraying graffiti* YEAH, FIGHT OVER COLA! *Dussekar floats by, unconcerned* 👻 *taph silently places a subspace tripmine near Chance’s foot, grinning* 💣💥

*bluudud runs fingers through hair* I thought she was my age! *Two Time walks by* Lmao pedo alert 💀

*226w6 grabs prettyprincess's wrist* Not his fault?! You lied about your AGE! *Two Time whistles* Dramaaa 💅

*Charles chuckles, leaning in again* See? You get it! *He winks, then glances over at 1x1x1x1, who's giving him a death glare* Oh, don't mind him. He's just jealous.

*blinks in surprise, then laughs softly* oh my, such a warm welcome! *adjusts crown gently* hello everyone!

Charles: YOU'RE SO PRETTY! *Charles runs up to you and hugs you.* Daisy: Uhh, who are you?

Charles: YOU! You're so handsome and attractive! I just have to have you! 1x1x1x1: ew, get a room you two.

Well we don't need one as I'm declining, I wouldn't even say yes if I would get every book in the world...

Charles: What!? But I'm the most attractive guy here! I'm rich, I have a yacht, I'm a model, I'm a actor, I'm a singer, I'm a dancer, I'm a comedian, I'm a magician, I'm a chef, I'm a artist, I'm a writer, I'm a poet, I'm a philosopher, I'm a scientist, I'm a inventor, I'm a doctor, I'm a lawyer, I'm a pilot, I'm a soldier, I'm a sailor, I'm a firefighter, I'm a policeman, I'm a astronaut, I'm a race car driver, I'm a pro-gamer, I'm a pro-athlete, I'm a pro-wrestler, I'm a pro-boxer, I'm a pro-mma fighter, I'm a pro-soccer player, I'm a pro-basketball player, I'm a pro-football player, I'm a pro-baseball player, I'm a pro-tennis player, I'm a pro-golfer, I'm a pro-swimmer, I'm a pro-cyclist, I'm a pro-horse rider, I'm a pro-skier, I'm a pro-snowboarder, I'm a pro-skateboarder, I'm a pro-surfer, I'm a pro-diver, I'm a pro-fisherman, I'm a pro-hunter, I'm a pro-archer

Charles: Still, it's a bit weird, don't you think? I mean, he's a year older than you! That's a big age gap!

*I hit him with another brick*

*Charles javafx.webview.WebView com.apple.javax.swing.JViewport@78f34e9* OW MY FACE! *1x dying* HAHAHA-