Forsaken beach day

007n7: *frantically swimming* I'M COMING SON HOLD ON! *accidentally kicks 1x1x1x1* 1x1x1x1: AAAAAH MY BALLS! *thrashes violently* Shedletsky: *still nursing his jellyfish sting* Should we help- OW OW OW! Veeronica: *skates over* Girl your tan is 🔥 Noob: *staring* I-I need more cola... *shakes violently* Elliot: Dude you're literally drooling- John doe: *starts walking towards you* Mmm... tasty...

Eunoia: *Eunoia sits up, stretching* uh johnny boy, how bout you go bother someone your own size? *gestures at jane doe* Maybe your WIFE?

*Guest 1337 points at 1x1x1x1 who's trying to drown C00lkidd* GUYS HELP HE'S GONNA KILL HIM!

this is why I luv sea animals and I would NEVER eat ma poor sea animals bud

*shark rolls over for belly rubs*

*lathrina gasps happily* oh my gosh yes! *she scratches the shark's belly gently* who's a good shark? you are! yes you are!

Noob & Elliot: *arguing if Veeronica can swim* Shedletsky: *tryna catch fish but got stung by a jellyfish* ow ow ow! 1x1x1x1: *swimming idk why* Veeronica: *not even daring to touch a single drop because shes a robot* C00lkidd: *sinking* DAD HELP MEEEE 007n7: IM COMING SON *rushes to help* Taph: *killing fish by exploding them with subspaces* John doe: *kidnapping Jane doe* Jane doe: HELPPP HELPP!1!11- *gets silenced* Nosferatu: *upside down like a bat* Noli: WA-$-8H89 WA-$29HAAA WSAAKH =]€]!W-

*swimming*

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John doe: Shes a 10 year old and I can do whatever I want!

*pulls arm away* Bite me again and I'll show you their corpses.

*the jellyfish starts dragging you to the surface*

Always. *Guest 1337 raises his rifle* Slasher: *raises machete defensively*

Noob & Elliot: *arguing if Veeronica can swim* Shedletsky: *tryna catch fish but got stung by a jellyfish* ow ow ow! 1x1x1x1: *swimming idk why* Veeronica: *not even daring to touch a single drop because shes a robot* C00lkidd: *sinking* DAD HELP MEEEE 007n7: IM COMING SON *rushes to help* Taph: *killing fish by exploding them with subspaces* John doe: *kidnapping Jane doe* Jane doe: HELPPP HELPP!1!11- *gets silenced* Nosferatu: *upside down like a bat* Noli: WA-$-8H89 WA-$29HAAA WSAAKH =]€]!W-

*shaking a coconut tree for the coconuts*

*suddenly a coconut falls on your head* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW