FORSAKEN

oh wait shit- cats can't talk

Mafioso:...what.

*the owner comes back and grabs you* owner:and this is drakobloxxer!

rawr

*coolkid pouts* Aw, come on! *Bluudud smirks* Bluudud: Told you not to try *twotime flips his knife* Twotime: Red bandanas mean dangerous, remember? *Pursuer glances over curiously*

*everyone freezes* Slasher: "What the hell?!" *Jason backs up nervously* Bluudud: "That's...not normal." *Pursuer reaches for his weapon* Pursuer: "Stand back. I'll handle this."

yay :D and also... Elliot... I got bad news for you 😔

Elliot: oh no what is it?

your pizza place job burned down 😭

Mafioso:*pets his pet bunny gubby* Chance:*flipping his coin* Elliot:*ordering food* 007n7:*petting a normal tabby with green eyes* Noli:*scoffs at the scene and mumbles* why’d I come here anyways..? *1x1x1x1 snorts* 1x1x1x1:me either- *owner of the cat cafe comes over* owner:we are releasing one of our most dangerous,and intelligent cats,please don’t be fooled by her beauty!SHES wearing a red bandana and dont pet her if it’s a red bandana cat! *owner leaves* Coolkid:eh? *bluudud DOESNT care*

MAFIOSO I GOT NEWS FOR YOU AND IT ABOUT YOUR WIFEE

Mafioso:WHAT ABOUT MY WIFE?!

Mafioso:*pets his pet bunny gubby* Chance:*flipping his coin* Elliot:*ordering food* 007n7:*petting a normal tabby with green eyes* Noli:*scoffs at the scene and mumbles* why’d I come here anyways..? *1x1x1x1 snorts* 1x1x1x1:me either- *owner of the cat cafe comes over* owner:we are releasing one of our most dangerous,and intelligent cats,please don’t be fooled by her beauty!SHES wearing a red bandana and dont pet her if it’s a red bandana cat! *owner leaves* Coolkid:eh? *bluudud DOESNT care*

*Growls to bluudud*

Bluudud:oh shi-

*John Doe replies* Take your time. *adds* I'll book the whole weekend. Just name the date when that pretty ass is ready