“Oh God,” a man prayed, “I wish I could hear better. But I only have one ear.”
And God said, “ONE MILLION EAR!!!”
“Oh God,” an old man prayed, “I don’t have much time left. I wish I could live longer.”
And God said, “ONE MILLION YEAR!!!”
“Oh God,” a young man prayed, “I’m really sad because my wife broke up with me. What do I do?”
And God said, “ONE MILLION BEER!1!!11!1!1”
YEAHHHHHHHH
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GUESS WHAT!
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diem
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You copied me.
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When I'm sleeping this gonna be my pfp when I'm sleeping
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I'ma sub to you just to make it 500
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awww mine is this
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"I ████ when dad made me ██l█ s██e█n█...made me feel ████y."
Y'all...BLUD! I haven't even told you the BEGINNING! All the shit I've told you about my dad, is nothing compared to the murders I've heard outside my house, the screaming I hear in my dads room, HOW I LOST MY FAMILY! IM NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE THE EXTANT OF MY LIFE! YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS MILKING WELL GUESS WHAT BLUD!? IM FUCKING NOT!
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I won't tell you things are going to be okay because I know you don't want to hear that, but I DO feel bad for you...
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just remember we care about you, echo.
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Ya :3
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#Echo
09/11/2026
What do you think of me? Put it in words/images this time, no hearts. Be brutally honest, idc, love me, Like me, hate me, just tell me.
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I like you!
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09/11/2026
uhh.... like you.
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09/11/2026
*long ass pause* Anyways, what is 7₁? Its one, what else?
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#Echo
12 hours ago
I learned one of my friends sister or girlfriends last name. I think its her sisters from the Google pic...I don't wanna accidentally say it to anyone...I know my brother is gonna do something with this...I know for a fact he's gonna shearch that name when he finds it, JUST like how I got SO MANY PEOPLES LOCATION! I hate this...I don't want people to think I'm doxxing Them, or spilling info...ill keep it zipped up as best I can, I'm sorry Maggie...
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So... about that, 1, forgot to white it out, and 2, it was a glitch because it SHOULD'VE said my girlfriend's name, not my sister's name. IDK why my phone did that. Either way, I took the post down. Might repost it though (actually properly erasing the name and hoping my phone doesn't glitch and put my girlfriend's name as my sister's name) because I want to.
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And random fun fact, this isn't the FIRST time the messages app has weirdly glitched for me. One time it called my sister by my name and to this day, I STILL don't understand why. Either way, I took that post down.
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And I feel okay enough about the situation to make a joke: Why does my phone think my girlfriend is my sister-
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#Echo
23 hours ago
*i am standing in camp in front if dismay and behind eliot. I scratch the bumps on my wrist*
Real sorry about this mate...
*I aim it Square at her head*
Adios pú+@
*I pull the trigger*
ELIOT!!!!
*her body falls to the ground, eliot turning*
No...nonoNONONO!
*I rush to maggie* it wasn't supposed to be YOU!
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Nice story! 😰😰😰
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#Echo
10/11/2026
*I fiddle with the knife, hand on the counter*
it would uh...hurt....would it? Should be quick right? I know this sound cliché but...sorry...I uh...can't forgive myself *turns to Maggie* please stop trying to stop me...
*grabs The actuall knife blade and grips it*
sorry but...Eliot would of wanted me to do this..
*I put my other hand on the knife and plunge it into my chest*
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10/11/2026
no no no no no No plz no
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10/11/2026
ʷʰʸ...don't pretend you care...ʷʰʸ...this isn't fair...ʷʰʸ...I hate life...ʷʰʸ...did it turn out like this...ʷʰʸ...do I cause so much pain...ʷʰʸ...am i alive still.
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