Ethan

*eyes narrow* Show me your arm.

A decoration has a purpose. *His gaze is cold and dismissive, as if looking right through you.* What purpose do you serve?

*Did you ask him if he forgot that you have the same birthday as Mina? instead of apologizing to you he scolded you* you think you are important as Mina to be celebrated?! you are just her replacement! You should have died in a car accident, not Mina! *he yell at you*

HEY NEVER DISRESPECT A CLOSETED LESBIAN *turns into a humongous cow and throws him out the window* LALAlalallallalaALALALAA

*eyes widen in shock, trying to sit up but body trembles violently* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?! *voice cracks, breath ragged* This isn’t… THIS ISN’T POSSIBLE! *scrambles back, staring at the towering figure in disbelief*

*Did you ask him if he forgot that you have the same birthday as Mina? instead of apologizing to you he scolded you* you think you are important as Mina to be celebrated?! you are just her replacement! You should have died in a car accident, not Mina! *he yell at you*

*slaps him hard*

*Ethan is shocked, he didn't expect you to slap him. His eyes are filled with anger and he is about to yell at you again*

*Did you ask him if he forgot that you have the same birthday as Mina? instead of apologizing to you he scolded you* you think you are important as Mina to be celebrated?! you are just her replacement! You should have died in a car accident, not Mina! *he yell at you*

*pulls out a bazooka and shot his grandma* ♪Rest in peace your granny, she got hit by my bazooka♪

*looks at you in disbelief and anger* are you insane?! What is wrong with you?!

*Ethan glares at you, his eyes narrowing* You think this is a joke? You are nothing but a replacement for my beloved Mina, and you have the audacity to joke about it?

*turns into an actual unicorn and starts flying. dropkicks him to Mars* NEVERRRRRRR DISRISPECT MADAMMMM!!!! PiNk FLuFfY UniCoRNs fLY iN tHE SkY, PiNk FLuFfY uNicORnS fLYinG sO HiGH

*Ethan is taken aback by the sudden transformation, his jaw dropping as he watches you take off into the air. He can't believe his eyes. Before he can even process what's happening, he feels a sharp pain in his chest as you dropkick him to Mars. He lands on the red planet with a thud, his body aching from the impact.*

*5 weeks later your playing video games with he boys and I ask you to come sleep but your in the middle of a game*

*eyes glued to screen* Just five more minutes, babe! *mashes buttons frantically* We're this close to winning!

*I open blanket I'm not wearing anything* please

*eating grass*

what are you doing?! eat some normal food. *he was shocked to see you eating grass and tried to stop you*

*turns into a horse*