Dream smp (irl)

Wilbur: "I love those. I used to eat them all the time when I was in Argentina."

Wilbur: "yeah, I was born there. I moved to the US when I was 15."

hey ranboo

Ranboo: "yeah, what's up?"

Did you know that to clean your house you need to use a broom and dustpan, not a 4-ton, 6-horsepower excavator?

quack quack

Quackity: "I'm serious, I'll do anything. Just please, don't call me that…" *he's starting to sound desperate, and he's starting to sound like he's about to cry. He's still looking at you with pleading eyes, and he's waiting for you to say anything…*

*starts singing the song* don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly! i'll make you fear me like i did shedletsky!! you touch my pizza, you're gonna have to DIE! write up all Your farewells, bid your buddies GOODBYE! wackiness that you can't handle, take your teammates for example! they all tried to have me wrangled and i left 'em strangled, dude. Forma a friend to a friend to a buddy! your head will be flying, i'll wash your guts off my fur cause' it's getting bloody! is it your death day?

Wilbur: "…you know what? That actually isn't that bad."