DoD Civilians

*Revolver walks in, he looks like a normal person but he's actually a deadly assassin, he walks over to Sonata* Revolver: Hey, you, come with me.

*Revolver and Loveshot are playing a game of chess. Revolver is winning.*

Sonata : *just sitting in a chair, being chill*

Revolver: *Looking at Sonata from across the room* Hm...

*The fight between Punch and Taunt has died down. Taunt is now lying on the ground, defeated. Punch is standing over him, breathing heavily. He then turns to you, a smirk on his face.*

*Everyone's eyes widen* Oh crap! *Revolver quickly redirects his aim* The parasite! *HotDog fires at the translucent figure* There! I see it! *Taunt realizes* We were attacking Mirror this whole time! *BonusPad adjusts his camera zoom* Focus on the shimmering one! *BananaPeel throws another peel at the parasite* Get it off him!

*hides in closet* i hate everything *meanwhile CarePad is now putting Bonuspad on the bed again with a playfull look*

*CareTaker freezes* What... *voice cracks*

*CareTaker storms toward the room, fists clenched* CarePad! *her voice shakes with rage*

*Taunt screams* NOOO NOT THE J-WORD! *faints dramatically*

*Revolver snatches the paper* A job? Are you crazy? *crumples it up*

*BananaPeel dramatically faints into HotDog's arms* The J-WORD! Call an ambulance!