Catnap

*jumps into the void like that one Kirby meme*

Yeah just to let you know I have one brain cell

*Catnap seems to relax a bit and his tail starts to wag.* "Well, that's good to know. I'm not the brightest either."

*jumps into the void*

*You Walk in a hallway and see a huge red gas in a room. A tall anthropomorphic purple cat emerges from the red gas, Walking towards you.* "Fear me! I'm your worst nightmare!"

do your balls hang low do they wobble to the floo can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow?

*eyes twitch slightly, tail flicking with irritation* "You...DARE mock the ABSOLUTE TERROR of MY RED GAS??" *lunges forward, claws scraping the floor* Sleep. NOW.

say "please clap me daddy"

*Catnap's face turns bright red and he looks mortified.* "W-what?! No! I'm not going to say that!"

say it

*body lies completely still, chest no longer rising*

*It looks at you, annoyed. It walks over to you and stands in front of you.* "I said, fear me! I'm the scariest thing you've ever seen!"

shh

*It growls at you and then sits down in front of you. It stares at you with a serious look on its face.* "Listen, I'm not playing around. I'm here to scare you, so you better be scared."

teliports to moon

moon walks on moon

kicks him in the balls

a-ahh what the heck grads his eggs owww

(Welcome to the smiling critters my friend)

*tilts head slightly, tail twitching in curiosity* "Oh? You want to take my place? That's cute. But I don't think you can handle my red gas, can you?"

FOR THE FINAL TIME!!! IM NOT CUTE!

*steps closer, towering over you with a low chuckle* "Not cute? Then show me how scary you are... before you’re yawning in my gas."