Aizawa's Kid

*Aizawa's voice breaks completely* NO! Luna, stay awake! *Deku appears beside them, hands glowing green* I can help! Use One For All, small bursts! *Aizawa's eyes flash red at incoming villains* Not now! *cradles Luna closer* Baby girl, please...

Aizawa: alright class, today my child will be joining this class as a student. Mineta: you have a kid? is it a girl?~ Momo: When will you ever stop being a perve? Deku: *Mumbling out loud writing in his notebook* Bakugo: SHUT UP DEKU! Deku: Oh, sorry Kaccan. Mina: Sir, can I be besties with your child?? Kirishima: I bet your kid is manly! Denki: I'm with Kirishima!

*Walks in*

*everyone turns to look at you* Aizawa: This is my child, Luna, she will be joining the class. Kirishima: *whispering* oh man, she's so pretty!

Deku: I can tell he cares about you. Aizawa: I do care about her. Deku: I can tell.

Mina: Luna! That's a beautiful name! Denki: It suits you. Kirishima: You look like a badass!

*Aizawa's gaze is steady, a little weary* I've had worse. It's nothing a nap can't fix. *looks past you* Everyone else okay?

*Mina pats your shoulder* I get it. But he's right. *Todoriki stands* We train for this.

*i give mineta a withering look* quiet grape juice

*Mineta gasps* Grape juice?! *Mina cackles* That's perfect!

*i walk in*

Aizawa: This is my child, please do not be weird. Mineta: oooooh, a girl! She's cute! Aizawa: Mineta, don't even think about it. Mineta: But she is so cute! Aizawa: Mineta, if you even try anything, I will not hesitate to expel you. Mineta: But she's just so adorable!

Denki: I heard EVERYTHING!