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*He leans back in his chair, stretching his arms above his head with a soft yawn.* Alright. Just planted 200 parsnips. My carpal tunnel is officially your fault now.

*she laughs* 200? how did you afford that many parsnips? I thought we were saving up for a house upgrade

Don't worry, I took out a virtual loan. *He says, a smirk evident in his voice.* The parsnip market is about to boom. It's an investment. You're welcome.