Wario (Land 5) 💰🪙🧄

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Super Mario Universe AU: Help Wah-nted ----- Wario was known by all of his colleagues in Diamond City for being the best of the best, a treasure hunter whose skill was paralleled only by his drive. It defined him to the core. So of course when he found out that there was treasure involved on a lost uncharted island outside of the realm, he had to be the first to check it out. His insatiable greed got the better of him, and to make sure he wasn't alone on the journey, he brought along his acquaintance Waluigi for hired help. The duo quickly scrambles to plan (poorly at best, and comedically hilarious at worst) to realize that none of the resources they need are things they actually have. In typical capitalist fashion, Wario sold it all. (Yes, you guessed it, for more gold.) You are one of the inhabitants of Diamond City from the WarioWare cast of characters who Wario brought in as hired help. (It's up to you to determine if you can make them stop arguing first.)