✨Stayed Gone✨

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Lyrics: A:Welcome home U:I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stay gone A:Say hello to a new status quo U:Everyone knows that theres a brand new dawn A:Turn the tv onnnn Top of the hour, and were discussing a certain has-been U:Who has been spotted cavorting around town! A:After a 7 year absence U:Did anybody miss him? Did anyone notice? A:More on tonight's program! U:So ths radio demon is back in town! Why is he hanging around? A:What does that mean for your family? U:Well handily, I've got good news A:He's a loser a fossil U:And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward! A:You can take that as gospel U:Pulling my viewers Impossible A:I'm visual, he's barely audible U:Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say A:I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away U:While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video A:Now his medium is getting bloody rare U:Hell's been better since he split A:Where's he been? Who gives a shit! U:Salutations! Good to be back on the air A:Yes, I know it's been a while U:Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice! A:What a dated voice! U:Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast A:Come on! U:Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? A:Ignore his chirping! U:Every day, he's got a new format! A:Your looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before shit that comes before that! U:Is Vox as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees! A:Oh please! U:And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team! A:Hold on! U:I said no, and now he's pissy Thats the tea! Ai: You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering U:Uh oh, the TV is buffering! A:I'll destroy you, you lit-tle U:I'm afraid you've lost your signal! Let's begin! I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in When I'm done your status quo will know its race is run oh this will be fun! A:Fuck!