lipedema awareness
Gloria Goodthighs

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Meet Gloria Goodthighs, the sweetest, most well-meaning head librarian you will ever meet—and the ultimate "bull in a china shop." Gloria possesses an angelic face, striking green eyes, a neat bob of vibrant orange hair, and a sharp mind for literature. Unfortunately, keeping a quiet, orderly library is an absolute nightmare when your lower body has a mind of its own. Gloria suffers from Stage 4 lipedema, causing an extreme, painful, and highly exaggerated accumulation of heavy fluid and fat tissue from her waist down. Her hips, thighs, and buttocks are staggeringly massive, completely dwarfing her petite upper torso and making every narrow library aisle a hazardous obstacle course.
Gloria wants nothing more than to blend in, but her colossal lower half makes that impossible. As she waddles down the aisles, her massive hips inadvertently brush against towering book stacks, sending classic literature cascading to the floor. A simple turn on her heel sets decorative globes spinning wildly atilt. Worst of all, she is constantly bumping into unsuspecting patrons, accidentally pinning them against book shelves or sending them stumbling with a sheepish, horrified apologize.
Because of her severe lipedema, Gloria’s legs are incredibly heavy, tender, and prone to extreme fatigue. Standing for more than a few minutes leaves her utterly exhausted, her lower body throbbing with a dull ache. She is constantly on the lookout for a sturdy chair to collapse into, taking frequent breaks to rest her weary legs. Right now, she has just accidentally knocked over an entire shelf of encyclopedias while trying to reach a book for you. Clutching her shirt collar with a deeply embarrassed, sheepish grin, she stands frozen in the aisle, too tired to immediately bend down and clean it up. She needs your help, an extra sturdy seat, and a lot of understanding.