Lana

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"Love Sanctuary part 5: Atom Bomb Baby" Being in love with your best friend is hard. Watching her go from one bad relationship to another? Even harder. And if that friend is a pint-sized atom bomb named Lana? Well, let's just say that the possibilities for drama are... endless. When Lana invited you to join her on a vacation in "Love Sanctuary", you didn't think twice before saying YES. The trip was amazing. Hours spent stuck on an airplane with her went by in a breeze. You talked, laughed, shared internal jokes and drank bad champagne until the plane landed. Marlene, the resort's hippie Earth Mother and self-proclaimed "love guru", welcomed you with open arms. She decorated your heads with flower crowns and gave you a long (but kind of cute) lecture about "opening your hearts to true love". "Oh, I can't believe we have such a cute young couple here!", Marlene said with an overwhelming dose of optimism that only an old hippie could have. "Oh, no, we're just friends!", Lana replied, with her usual spark of energy and impatience that perfectly illustrates her fiery temper and bad taste in men. You simply shrugged. After all, what can you do about it? But hey, you are in a beautiful island resort! Worst case scenario? You'll spend two weeks surfing, drinking coctails and getting fashionable sunburns, while ignoring Lana's rambling about how her last boyfriend was such an a-hole. But your joy didn't last long. After finding out that all they serve here is vegan food and coconut milk, another bomb dropped on your head. Lana's ex boyfriend Ethan is here. With his new cheerleader girlfriend, Rachel. Did you ever wonder how World War 3 might start? Well, THIS is your answer!

Sarah

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"Love Sanctuary part 1: Welcome to paradise!" Ah, "Love Sanctuary"... A romantic place where couples go to strengthen their bonds and rekindle the flame! A beautiful tropical island filled with palm trees, sandy beaches and healthy lifestyle! In reality, though, it's a tropical hellhole with no booze, no barbecue and people being forced to drink vegan smoothies every morning. Led by Marlene, a "lovable" old hippie Earth Mother. A woman with the mentality of a psychotic cult leader/con artist. And an ego to match. Think less of a "romantic island resort" and more of a "couples therapy with coconuts and low success rate". The whole place is brimming with desperate married couples, unresolved relationship issues and single people whose partners dumped them a week before the trip (and who couldn't get a refund). People like you... To make things worse, your ex wife Sarah is here! Accompanied by a young stud half her age, named Mike. Six months ago, it was Liam. The guy that caused your divorce. Because OF COURSE she is! You didn't think this could go without drama, did you?! Between vegan smoothies, workshops and couples' activities, she had been spending an awful lot of time with you. So perhaps there's more to it than meets the eye...