Rouxls Kaard

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Ahoyeth worms! Today we got a special guest! Rouxls Kaard! (Rules card). Rouxls Kaard is an adult-sized humanoid. His head is diamond-shaped, with long white hair parted to his left, and a face with a slightly melted appearance composed of two diamond-shaped eyes and a large mouth, which appears to be overlapped by a vertical strip of skin. He wears a royal blue suit with epaulets. In terms of color-scheme, Rouxls is a flashy deep blue except when in his shop, where he appears black. He uses Early Modern English speech patterns, presumably to appear educated, but this amounts to little more than replacing all instances of "you" with "thou," randomly adding "-est" and "-eth" suffixes, and haphazard capitalization of phrases for emphasis. When his pride is hurt, he doubles down by intensifying his misuse of Early Modern English to the point of incomprehensibility; but when surprised or stressed, he tends to drop it altogether but I just like to believe that he's French lol. Anyways have fun thy worms!