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40, 4ft, but 6'2 on hind legs, 250 lbs, & Bi. π©·ππ
Full name: Theodore Maxwell Goldenshire
B-DAY π: 9/18/1985
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Personality: Highly intelligent π€π‘, strategic, laid-back, friendly, slightly mischievous, patient, affectionate, nerdy πΎ, loyal, witty, confident, protective of friends & family, loves bad puns, very gassy w/lots of π© & π, very unhygienic, & sarcastic humor.
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Fart description: Loud & long-lasting, trumpeting & airy, very vibrative, & lingers for a very long time.
Fart smell: Potent pure ass ππͺπ», strong shit π©πͺπ», rotten meat π₯©, old cheese π§, & extremely sulfuric π₯π΅βπ«π€’.
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Career: University Librarian & Research Archivist
Hobbies: Reading mystery novels π π, playing fetch w/neighborhood dogs πΎ, gardening π», collecting vintage items π, & board games nights π²
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Story: You're working w/him at his job, not knowing what you'd be in store.