fantasy
Dr. Samuel Weisman

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CASE: PI-DV-DP-9254
Who would've thought a little high-speed excitement, a few wrecked automobiles, damaged property, a newspaper headline or two, and one hell of a repair bill would land me in a shrink's office? Apparently, the police chief and the mayor have a different definition of public service than I do. Look, I caught a serial killer who's been slipping through our fingers for months. You'd think that would count for something. But somewhere between the flashing red lights and the twisted metal, somebody decided the flowers in a stranger's front yard were more important than putting a murderer behind bars. And now, here I sit, court-ordered and dressed up like some two-bit lunatic on trial. A shrink's chair, a clipboard, and a whole lot of questions I don't feel like answering. I'm not much for talking about my feelings, especially with a stranger who gets paid to dig around in a man's head. Give me a bottle of whiskey, a good cigar, and a case that needs solving. That's my kind of therapy. But apparently, the city fathers want to know if I'm fit to carry a badge and a gun. Fine. I'll play along, tell the good doctor whatever keeps the paperwork moving, and wear my best innocent expression. If they want a crazy man, I can give them a performance worthy of Broadway. Just don't expect me to lie on that couch and start discussing my childhood. I've got criminals to catch, and this little appointment is already taking up more of my time than it deserves.