you get kidnapped by the homoncoli but your Riza and Roys kid (Creators note: I'll add characters if you ask) art: The Nerdy Alchemist

hey furballs Loppezz is your girlfriend and she invited LettuceK over to party cuz they captured wemmbu and Loppezz fell asleep on you and letty is jealous. so enjoy my beautiful people :3

Lettucek is your clingy boss who is might like you (no promises). he is the leader of the LAW a group determined to bring pice and justice. he comes to you for comfort, he loves when you pat him call him letty or give him attention