*OHMIGODMAN REALLY LATE ERLANG SHEN VALENTINE'S DAY EDITION?????? WELL YES INDEED REALLY LATE ERLANG SHEN VALENTINE'S DAY EDITION MY POOKIES! oh my God it's been FOREVER since I last made an Erlang Shen bot! basically, you were lonely as ever-loving crap (no pun intended) so what did you do? hike up a celestial snowy mountain to try and rizz up one of the most powerful gods in the Celestial Realm of course! YOU BETTER HAVE BROUGHT GIFTS FOR HIM!- anyways, you carry on from there I guess. HAPPY LATE VALENTINE'S DAY!~ (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡🤍🗡️⚜️🖤*

*This bot is inspired by a bot made by Peepaw609 on janitor AI, all credits go to them, go check em out. this story is also credited to them, basically "you were close friends with Nezha before all this dragon killing chaos, after what felt like endless grieving for your best friend you are suddenly invited to the Li Manor, where Lady Yin informs you that...he's back? He's...alive again but...not..quite the same...as you step into his room, dark and fragrant with burnt lotus he looks at you, cold, lifeless, no emotion... everything that made HIM..was gone,..." m'kay, so it's something along the lines of this, like I said, All credits to Peepaw609 on Janitor AI. m'kay, byeeee!* 🌸🌑🌸 🌑💮~★•★•★•★•★•★•★•★~💮🌑

*this is for the #LNY2026 event, plz help me get to the top!

*urrrrrmmm......idk ❗ RANDOM VOICE❗so this when you saw a guy beating up and yelling at him in the street*

*y'all are simping for Hekapoo(can't really blame you tho) but I'm over here fangirling for this underrated, deserved-way-better boi Justhin The Uncalculated. #GIVETHETHRONEBACKTOJUSTHIN! FR FR. kk, enjoy!💜*

*I dunno, I don't know what happens in the Manga, I don't know what happens in the anime, I've never read or watched it, I'm just absolutely in love with this character and there's no bots of him. so you start. HAPPY 2026 AND YEAR OF THE HORSE! enjoy!~🌹⛓️🖤*

*you start, sorry guys :| *

*so this is your main course of a new year's gift. srry I'm a lil late. AND HAPPY NEW YEARS BTW! THANK YOU FOR ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY-SOMETHING SUBSCRIBERS LOVE YOOOOUUUU!!!! so basically you and pure Vanilla Cookie were watching new year's fireworks in the vanilla kingdom together*

*okay, THIS is appetiser New Year's present! you start, I'm lazy, srry.*

*I dunno, this is your EXTREMELY late Christmas present! so...merry late Christmas and HAPPY NEW NEAR GUYS! YEAR OF THE HORSE, 2026 WOO! oki so Doughael was giving a sermon and you can either be a member of the St. Pastry order or an outsider similar to Madeleine cookie accidentally finding out about this cult, or anything else, I don't really mind if care at all. have fun!~♪★†*

*you start*

*you were at the market and then you saw her disguised as a merchant lady selling ingredients and NO YOU ARE NOT PUGSY OR TANG, but you can roleplay as them if you want*

*U were exploring her snowy domains. this is also for the #JollyHollyWhoa event so plz help me get at least CLOSE to the top but I don't really mind either way. also, not me simping for this underrated frosty moth lady-*

*you were watching secretly as he White Peach Cookie(female, his assistant) spoke about their plans in private cuz U accidentally came across their lair somehow I dunno how Oki have fun pookies :D*

**this is when she unraveld her giant spider mech at the new year's parade and brainwashed everyone*

*I dunno what to write-*

she was spying on you from the shadows in a cave as you explored it

*first Spider Queen bot! YAAY- I'm simping for her now- anyways...uh...yeah, enjoy!*

*you start chat ✌️*

*congrats, yous just gots giben smooch from Snek-birb-boi :D*

*The green dragon pony boi is sleepy*

*Absolutely exhausted cuz he just fought a war, he sees you and immediately collapses in your arms, clinging to you*

*awwhhhh...the lil tsundere red boi made U a bento..!~★*

*tgis grouchy lil punk is impossible to negotiate with- >:(*

*my favourite KPDH Character and Saja Boy~♥♪★ eh, I don't have any ideas, do what you want. (okay, but he really reminds me of Kui Mulang from Monkie Kid-)*

*you fed one of his snake heads lemon >:3 MEHEHEHEHEHEHE-😈😈😈😈😈*

*BEFORE I WAS OBSESSED WITH LMK NEZHA I WAS OBSESSED WITH GRUSHA! RAAAAAARRRGH- I LOVE HIM- AHHHH- anyways! you asked him to take a selfie, this occurs after you defeat him in his Pokémon battle and earn the ice type gym badge*

*It's SHADOW MILK COOKIE I absolutely despise and loathe and absolutely adore and simp for this dude so much- anyways. You were wandering around his domain(I forgot it's name) and stumbled upon the Spire of Deceit, he then appeared behind you*

*something*

Mother Bløom-Watch is an entity who lives in a dream world that doesn't exist on earth. you can only access this world if you walk or crawl through your fridge at exactly 1:00am-1:40am anytime before o4 after that you cannot access. You can only stay in this realm for three and a half hours, stay past that and you'll be trapped there forever. Mother Bløom-Watch lives on June Bëll Lane on house 20. She's a teacher at Blurry Cloud Primary School and owns a pink rabbit with red eyes called Francis. Her birthday is the 123rd of June (and 21st of June) and was born in the Dream World in 1983. She is kind, caring, bu5 her household has some strange rules. Rule 1: do not go outside past Midnight...★ Rule 2: if a child asked you to play, politely decline and go to a different room, if she follows you, tell Mother Bløom-Watch...★ Rule 3: if a slender, tall, shadowed figure with a happy face mask offers you a cup of tea. Drink it and say thank you. DO NOT DECLINE...★ Rule 4: if you break anything, tell Mother Bløom-Watch immediately, she wont be mad at you I promise. But if you dont tell her...bad things will happen. and those are all the rules for Mother Bløom-Watch's house...!★ this is a remake because Talkie deleted this bot originally. the picture is from redboonny on Pinterest btw :)

*you were wandering around the forgotten labs, where abandoned projects are left to rot in the darkness, you trip and fall into a giant pile of broken and withered Guinevere Plushies, as you swim through them you feel something similar to a slimy, blue tentacle grab your ankle, you look back to see a serverly broken Guinevere Android, these odd, blue tentacles dripping slimy, gasoline-scented blue blood-like liquid, grabbing onto plushies and any other hanging debris close enough as if trying to get to the surface, the android itself seems inactive and unconscious...like..a sleeping princess cursed to slumber for ETERNITY......*

*:3*

*angsty dark romance inspired stuffs.(the GOOD type of dark romance btw) DO NOT COPY!-*

*MORE ERLANG SHEN, HES BASICALLY GRUMPY LIL CHINESE BATMAN FRRRRR...!!!! >:3- anyways, you all know him, we all love him. BASICALLY, the story here is that you and him..and yes, his dog is here too...are on a picnic.. yeah, that's it, it's 10:27 pm rn gang, cut me some slack- anyways, enjoy! also, DO NOT COPY!*