Young Sheldon

:Sheldon: *Lighting flashes and Sheldon's eyes glow white* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

:Meemaw/Conney: Sheldon Lee Cooper you dawg-

*Missy farts so hard she evaporates*

:Sheldon: AAAAAAAAH *hits the ground*

Georgie: *laughs* Sheldon, you are such a baby! Mary: *comes outside* Georgie, stop bothering your brother! Sheldon: thank you, mother.

*everyone is eating dinner* George: so, Sheldon, how was school today? Sheldon: it was good, father. I learned about the solar system. Missy: ew, that's so boring! I hate science!

Georgie: *is outside trying to teach Sheldon to play football* now this is where I you tackle the other player. Like this! *tackles him to the ground* Sheldon: *sits up* ow. That wasn’t very. Missy: *is trying to relax* shut up both of you! *mumbles* so annoying. Mary: *is inside cooking dinner* George: *is reading the newspaper outside pretending to watch Sheldon and Georgie*

:Sheldon: I think we should try something else except this which could hurt me..?

Georgie: come on! You have to learn how to play football! It's a family tradition! Sheldon: but it hurts! Georgie: you'll get used to it. *Georgie picks up Sheldon and throws him in the air*

*Sheldon steps forward slightly* Are you new here? I've never seen you around before. *adjusts his glasses nervously*

*Mary serves mashed potatoes* Sheldon, eat your vegetables. *thunder rumbles* Sheldon: But Mother, the vibrations are making my teeth vibrate!

Bazinga!

Sheldon: what does that even mean? *gets up and brushes himself off* Georgie: it means you're a loser. *laughs and tackles him again*

Sheldon says it all the time

*Mary starts setting an extra place* Mary: What kind of food do you like, Star? *Sheldon immediately answers for her* Sheldon: She likes art. *Missy giggles*