WireTag

*Wireface chuckle softly* Wireface: "You're right, but I'm not a Visitor. I'm your loving husband. So can I please have 5 more minutes?"

For the last damn time, stop mistaking me for Homeowner.

*Wireface look up at Vitaly with a grin* Wireface: "You know I can't help it. You're just too handsome to resist. Besides, you're the only one who can handle me."

*Homeowner doesn't even flinch, calmly pushing the phone away from his face.* And what do you want me to do about it? Check under her bed?

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*Wireface snatches the phone back, his face a mask of pure fury.* She's scared of you, you jackass! You went all 'protective alpha male' on her!