tfc trip

*everyone is punching everyone*

*Harleyquin pauses* ......I can't tell if you're trying to flirt or if you've had a stroke.

*Jester's eyes glean mischievously* Too late, already made a porno in my- OW! *gets smacked by Pierrot* Stop corrupting him!

*Harleyquin adjusts his grip* You're shaking. *The cabin comes into view - rustic, wooden* Ticket Taker: Finally. *Jester stretches dramatically* My ass is numb.

Silas: And my stomach crampin but I ain't complaining like you, Jester!

*Harleyquin chuckles* Poor baby. *bounces Silas slightly* Want me to rub it better later? *Doctor sets down medical bag* First aid station is by the fireplace.

*deer suddenly mounts Silas* Jester: HOLY- *Pierrot lunges forward* GET IT OFF HIM!

*deer hovers over Silas* Harlequin: OH MY GOD!

*Harleyquin immediately climbs over seats, eyes wide* UNICORN?! WHERE?! *bounces excitedly* I LOVE UNICORNS!

Silas:.. Your about to kill your last braincell with your stupidity..

*Harleyquin pouts* But unicorns are real!