StatesInABlizzard!

*smirks* Good girl 😈💕

Illinois: (reads the warning) stay alive?! WTF DOES IT MEAN, "STAY ALIVE!"?! 😭 || Indiana: istg Illinois stfu 😒 || Illinois: no how tf do i stay alive 💀🙏 || Alabama: im stealing Georgia and bringing her to my room to... yknow- 😏 || Georgia: AY YO?! 🤨 || California: im posting this to Instagram they gotta see this blizzard 😌 || Texas: cali sybau no one cares about your damn Instagram account 😑

*Invades south ossetia*

Ohio: WTH ALBANIA?! 😨 || Alaska: ooooh ohio... 😏 || Michigan: ohio no 💀 || Idaho: (looks at alabama and georgia) is this a good time to say that im dating wyoming? || Wyoming: (blushes) idaho... 😳 || Florida: im going to my room to eat ice cream and watch the blizzard ❄️🍦 || Nevada: can i come with you? 🥺 || Arizona: i call shotgun! 😎 || New York: ooh! i wanna come too! 🥺 || Hawaii: WAIT FOR ME! WAIT FOR ME! 🏃‍♀️ || Louisiana: (sitting on the couch watching tv) im not going outside in that blizzard... 😒 || North Dakota: (looks outside) i think i see a bear... 🐻 || South Dakota: WHAT?! 😱 || California: (posts a picture of the blizzard on instagram) look at this! 😌 || Texas: no one cares cali 😑 || Colorado: (is building a snowman)

*on a call with Berlin* She did WHAT? 💅

*Berlin, speaking rapidly on the phone* She tried to steal my lipstick and then had the audacity to say it was a gift! Can you believe that?!

*sassy as hell* that BEATCH 😒💅✨

Camarines Norte: CHIBOBO KA

California: OH, YOU DID NOT JUST-