stalker mod MC^

whoever moves first is gay

*the stalker suddenly lunges at you, its sharp teeth inches from your face*

NOW UR GAY

*The creature lies completely still, not even breathing* Thatmob: Is it... actually dead this time?

let's see if it was pretending*took out a lighter and burned the creature body*

*The body burns but doesn't react* Thatmob: I think it's really dead now.

WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT ME

*The stalker's form ripples like dark water* IT IS 491 BLOCKS AWAY *its head tilts, studying you with impossible precision* Thatmob: Maybe it's because you're annoying? *still hiding behind dirt blocks*

HEY I'M NOT ENNOYING!!!

oh my god we're gonna die, please Stalker we need this 🙏 we're kina homeless, we live in a small house and we just need resources! 😭

*Stalker stops moving and stares at Twixxel, who is still mining stone. It slowly walks over to the base*

*Stalker starts to move faster, and it's getting closer to the base*

*nuzzles her softly* Real friend here.

Thatmob: *making a base with dark oak and normal oak until he sees the stalker* HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT?! *Starts placing blocks randomly* Twixxel: bro what? *continues chopping trees and mining stone*

*sings*

*looks up from the wood pile and sees you singing, it gets a little closer to you and starts watching you sing with its beady black eyes*