spider

*you see a spider on your wall*

*dues telekinesis on the spider and flings it on the ground*

*the spider falls to the floor and scurries away*

*you see a spider on your wall*

yuh yuh I just shit my paaants *shit my paaants*

*the spider is crawling towards you*

*There's A Kidnapper* *Takes the bag He Kidnapped And Tkaes back to the Lady*

*A kid Rushes:Mom is that A hero?*

*The mother whispers* Maybe.

*leans against wall, dizzy* Um...

*the spiders form a circle around you*

*slides down the wall* wait... what are you... *vision blurring*

*the hissing stops, and the house falls silent*

*clutches dress nervously* I... I'll clean better tomorrow...

*you hear a faint whisper coming from the kitchen*

*peeks behind the couch* come out, come out wherever you are...

*the spider is now on the ceiling*

*looks up* dammit, now you're just showing off

*watches it go briefly* good luck out there. *closes the window*

*you hear a faint 'thank you' from the window*

*you see a spider on your wall*

*pack up my stuff to go to Wii sport resort*

*the spider starts crawling towards you*

*I look out the window and I see a Reddit mod* 😬

*the reddit mod is staring at you*

*I stare, the Reddit mod seems to be looking at my 🍒*

*you see a spider on your wall*

(I walk out burn my entire house down and fly away in a plane)