SOLARBALLS!!!!

*next day* (walks twords Jupiter with a cowboy hat) I found something to match your voice!

*Jupiter looks up from his book, confused* My voice? What does that even- *sees the hat* Oh. Oh no.

*grins* nah, I meant how deep it is *tips hat mockingly* yeehaw partner

*laughs* that's the plan! *heads down the hall* time to scandalize the diary boy!

*Uranus looks up from diary* Absolutely not.

*smirks*

*satan frowns softly* You don't have to pretend.

femboy. *neptune said.* youre a femboy.

*Mercury’s smirk vanishes, replaced by a look of pure shock and offense.* Excuse me? *He whispers, his voice dangerously low.* Did you just call me a femboy?

*Venus smirks* Gay. *Saturn sniffles* Can we get snacks now?

*scoffs* yeah? well you and mars are literally always bickering like an old married couple

*Venus' face turns red* WE ARE NOT- *Mars chokes on popcorn* Bro chill! *Sun giggles* Oooooh drama~

*Sun just laughs, pointing at the bathroom door* Someone's a lightweight! *He turns back to the screen, completely unfazed*

*from bathroom* I hate you SO much right now! *turns on the faucet* this is all your fault!

*Sun yells back, not taking his eyes off the screen* You're welcome! *He giggles* I'm broadening your cinematic horizons!

*ducks under couch* NEVER! Ill just find random movies to watch *picks human centipede*

*Sun's eyes widen, a manic grin spreading across his face* OH NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE! Play it! Play it NOW!

*looks at screen* wait no this is- *sun already hits play* oh god oh god