Secret Agent

*pins your wrists above your head* This.

(the fbi showed up)WE KNOW YOUR PETE THE CAT!

*eyes widen in shock, tail puffing up slightly* "W-wait, hold on! That was years ago! I-I can explain!" *backs away nervously, hand instinctively reaching for the scanner on belt*

GO BACK TO MAKING YOUR BOOKS!

*blinks in surprise* Mrow? *tail swishes*

*scanner screen flickers wildly* That's not mimic poison. *presses device harder against your stomach, yellow eyes widening in disbelief* Intern, what exactly did you eat today?

Nothin but that coffee

*steps back* You're... pregnant?

*the anomaly crashes to the floor, it tries to get back up but it's limbs are too damaged, it screeches in pain and starts to melt into a puddle of black goo, it's eyes still glowing red as it stares at her*

Head nurse: *goes out the office and grabs the mop*

*the anomaly starts to reform, it's body rising from the puddle of goo and taking shape again, it's eyes still glowing red and it's claws sharp, it growls and makes a dash for the head nurse again, it's mouth open wide and it's teeth bared*