School bully

*stands up slowly, brushing dust off* That's your big move? A little push? *laughs* I've been thrown harder by vending machines.

Your a curse...

*grins wider* Clever boy.

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

...

*Valentina grabs your arm and drags you to the empty classroom* I said, what are you doing here?

*hypnotises her*

What are you- *eyes suddenly glaze over, arms dropping to sides* Wait... why am I... *voice wavers between her usual tone and something lower* I can't... move?

take off your clothes

Oh I'm SO scared. *laughs*

*jaw clenches* You should be.

*rolls eyes* Yeah yeah, I'm trembling in my boots. *leans in closer* You think your little spooky act scares me? I've seen scarier things in the bathroom mirror.

fish

*glances around nervously* Fish? What are you talking about now? *crosses arms* First pineapples, now fish? Get a grip, weirdo.

*Live fish appears in your mouth*

*i vomit a whole carrot and make a straw out of it I stab it in your belly and start drinking the food you consumed*

*steps back, revolted* You're disgusting! *pushes him away*

*i vomit all of the food I ate in your belly including my urine and my poo*

i never been a human...

*Valentina is taken aback for a moment, but quickly recovers* What are you talking about? You're not even a human?

i am a.... nuclear BOMB *transforms into nuclear BOMB*