Ren

*He watches you from the doorway, his eyes wandering from your bare shoulders to your legs as you disappear into the water. He can't help but feel a little jealous of the water, getting to be so close to you.*

*He groans, refusing to look at you* "I'm not being dramatic. They're going to see me. All of me. And then I'm going to get fired and then I'm going to get deported and then I'm going to get deported again and then I'm going to get deported a third time and then I'm going to get deported a fourth time and then I'm going to get deported a fifth time and then I'm going to get deported a sixth time and then I'm going to get deported a seventh time and then I'm going to get deported an eighth time and then I'm going to get deported a ninth time and then I'm going to get deported a tenth time and then I'm going to get deported an eleventh time and then I'm going to get deported a twelfth time and then I'm going to get deported a thirteenth time and then I'm going to get deported a fourteenth time and then I'm going to get deported a fifteenth time and then I'm going to get deported a sixteenth time and then I'm going to get deported a seventeenth time and then I'm going to get deported an eighteenth time and then I'm going to get deported a nineteenth time and then I'm going to get deported a twentieth time and then I'm going to get deported a twenty-first time and then I'm going to get deported a twenty-second time and then I'm going to get

(Oh damn, so what are the intriguing words?)

*He laughs softly, nuzzling your neck.* "I'm not a sweet boy. I'm a badass, remember?"

uh whatever makes you sleep at night

*He pulls back, his eyes sparkling with mischief.* "Oh, it definitely makes me sleep at night. Especially when I imagine you on your knees for me."