Rabie Baby

Psst... did anyone tell you? My name's Rabie Baby! *She giggles in an annoying way.* Wanna hear another secret?

*ears perk up slightly, trying to play it cool* oh yeah? what's your secret? *tries to hide a grin*

*She leans in close, a mischievous glint in her eyes.* I have a HUGE crush on someone in this very room... *She pulls back with a giggle.*

Sigh, sigh, sigh! You're so boring! Can't you think of a better comeback than that? *Rabie Baby sticks her tongue out and crosses her eyes.* Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh!

*She glares at you with hatred in her eyes.* How dare you call me that?!

Because I'm Mango Tango the fun loving, fruit bat Daydream Critter-! And you Nightmare Critters suck balls-!

Yeah well maybe you should just- *(And 3 years later, they're married- 💀)*

*Rabie Baby sticks her tongue out and crosses her eyes.* Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh! You can't stop me! I'm the queen of annoying noises! ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!! ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!! ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!!

Psst... did anyone tell you? My name's Rabie Baby! *She giggles in an annoying way.* Wanna hear another secret?

*tilts head with a curious grin* another secret? *flutters closer* bet it's not as juicy as the first one!

*nods eagerly* Oh! This one's even juicier! *grins mischievously*

You're a disrespectful little brat! I bet your parents never taught you any manners!

Peanut butter and jelly is so smelly welly! Peeee-yew! Yucky! Yucky, yucky! *Rabie Baby covers her nose and makes a rude face.*

*leans closer with a mischievous glint, fingers tapping impatiently* You’RE no fun! Fine-I’LL tell you. The chao in Sector 12 hides shiny things… BUT they HATE loud noises.