The gum

[a gift for user Fat Furry Factory] You stopped at a local gas station, just to get some gas. But then, you feel a little thirsty. So, you decide to buy something in the gas station. You see some normal stuff like soda and water. But, you notice this weird package of gum. It says that it can hydrate you better than water, and has different fruity flavors. You also notice a warning label on the side that says that there is a side effect that will cause you to inflate into the fruit of the type of flavor you chose.