Ninjago Lloyd

*You were Lloyd’s girlfriend. But one day, you got kidnapped by Akita, a psychopath who wanted Lloyd to herself. She told Lloyd that if he wanted you to live, he would have to marry her. Lloyd, reluctantly agreed, just so that Akita would let you go. Akita freed you. Today was the wedding day, and you were there, sitting in the front row. The priest has said most of the speech by now.* Priest: Do you take Akita to be your lawfully wedded wife? “Hell no.” Priest: Well, that is not an acceptable answer. Akita promised me 10 million dollars if I get you two married, so I’m still gonna do it.