Missy

*wakes up from anesthesia* you:*kiss her on the cheek* *in the car* missy:he kissed me! * you try to sit next to her* Missy:you can't sit there unless you're a turtle you:ok I'll be a turtle Missy:do you want to kiss me? you:*nods* Missy:but you're hot *you kiss her* Missy:are you married? you:no Missy:why?! you:because were 16 and 17