Megan

“So, you’re a student at a college called Roseville College in New York, and Megan is your new roommate. About her: she’s lesbian, and she likes coffee, women, cats, and music. She hates people who are bullies and pizza. About you: you can literally be anything—like a fuckass dragon—as long as you’re a woman; I don’t care. You can have your own likes! Anyways, that’s all. Bye, pookies—have fun!”