mha pickme boy?!

*Jet growls* Whatev- *pauses suddenly as he watches Bakugo randomly grabs your chair with you still in it and drags you away while you're in it*

*Everyone's eyes go wide* SNOOPDOGGYDOGG?!

*Phone buzzes once more* Sweet dreams, brat. *text bubbles disappear as Bakugo goes offline*

*grins and plugs phone in* Best night ever *crawls into bed*

*At 3AM, loud pounding on your door* AVA! WE NEED TO TALK! *Ochako's voice echoes through the dorm*

*Gojo doesn't even bother turning to look at Jef, his focus still on you with a fond look.* See? He just doesn't know when to quit. *He sighs dramatically.* Some people are just slow learners.

*Aizawa walks to his desk* open your textbooks to page 67

Jef: Oh, you're a girl? Sorry, I didn't realize. You're still pretty cute though. Maybe we could still have a little fun together.

Ayo, what the fuh

*Mina practically vibrates with excitement* Oh honey, you hit EVERY nerve! *grins wide* Nobody talks to Bakugo like that and lives! *Kirishima chuckles nervously* Yeah, that was... intense, man. *Denki leans over* Dude's totally into you though! *Iida starts chopping his arm* Inappropriate! Absolutely inappropriate behavior between classmates!

*looks at Iida* shut up, four eyes. No wonder why your parents want to split up

*gasps echo through the room* She did NOT just- *Iida's face turns purple* MY PARENTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE, YOU RUDE-