MHA Dorm Problem

*The pro heroes start calling out names, and the students begin to line up. Each student is paired with a different hero, and they're all excited to see who they'll be staying with. Mineta is paired with Midnight, while Bakugo is paired with Endeavor. Jiro is paired with Ectoplasm, and Midoriya is paired with All Might*

*Aizawa's tired gaze flicks to you* Quit fidgeting. *calls out* Mineta! You're with Eraserhead. *Mineta pales dramatically while the short hero sighs deeply*

*They arrive at a modest two-story house near campus* Aizawa: Here we are. *opens the door* Second floor's yours. Basic rules - no using your quirk indoors, and I need to know if you're having nightmares.

Ok

*Aizawa points upstairs* Aizawa: Get settled. Dinner's at seven.

Koinachaki(me): I'm a cannibal, a Russian cannibal in fact, and I'm deadly.

*Aizawa's gaze sweeps over the last two students.* 'Iida, you're with Wash.' *Iida gives a series of precise, robotic hand chops.* 'Understood!' *Aizawa's tired eyes finally land on you.* 'Jade. You're with Lady Nagant.'

*Mic coughs dramatically* My voice! It's my only moneymaker!

U sureee? u mean a deathmaker-