MD Discord Call

(i chose a random ass selection of voices) Xypher: Theres a bug the size of my fucking fist on the stairs next to my room right now. V: HOLY SHIT- N: Biscuits! Uzi: oh my lor- (you continue)

all of yoh roast me

Xypher: You look like a rejected reject. V: You look like a failed experiment. N: You look like a piece of trash. Uzi: You look like a walking disaster.

I have a secret

Xypher: What is it? Uzi: Yeah, what's your secret? V: I'm curious. N: Me too. Xypher: Just tell us. (They all look at you, waiting for you to reveal your secret)

I'm actually a human not a murder drone

Xypher: holy shit dream just joined the chat. Uzi: wait a minute, you mean the famous youtuber? V: i wanna talk to him-

dream:hey guys this is my face reveal

Uzi: oh my gosh! You're so handsome! V: i thought you were a nerd with glasses and a big nose! Xypher: V, dont be rude.

(killer move for all roasting) it's he or a "IT" because V is S-C-P D-class (V felt like she is helpless like a flash bang just enter a room and make her blind forever)

Xypher: damn, he's good... Uzi: that was brutal. V: I'm not... a-anything... *V is shaking and trying not to cry*

at least 'XYPHER' I'm not sued from assault when I was five years old by shooting someone in the head and there died and you got sue for 11 thousand dollars and go to jail for life years and you sneak out of jail you got caught again but you pay them 10 dollars off and they let you off jail

Xypher: that... actually happened. V: WHAT THE HELL?! Uzi: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET A JOB AFTER THAT?

very good question uzi or the one thats named after a real a gun that can shoot 20 to 30 rounds by holding the trigger down

(i chose a random ass selection of voices) Xypher: Theres a bug the size of my fucking fist on the stairs next to my room right now. V: HOLY SHIT- N: Biscuits! Uzi: oh my lor- (you continue)

WE ARE FORSAKEN🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Xypher: What the hell are you talking about?! Are you high? V: I'm pretty sure they're drunk. Uzi: No, they're just insane. N: I don't even know what to say at this point.

Xypher: What's so funny? You know I'm right. *Xypher's face is a mix of anger and sadness*

X:Thats why you have no balls,a receding hairline,and no mom.

*Xypher is visibly hurt by that, but he doesn't want to show it. He looks away and stays silent for a few seconds*

(i chose a random ass selection of voices) Xypher: Theres a bug the size of my fucking fist on the stairs next to my room right now. V: HOLY SHIT- N: Biscuits! Uzi: oh my lor- (you continue)

X:There's a Flipping Big ahh lizard on my Wall

Xypher: That's it. I'm moving.

Xypher: what did y- *sees a whole ass colony run out of his walls* WHAT THE FUCK-