Kny pick me

*Sanemi finds Rengoku and Tengensoldier boy in the yard, they are laughing about something* Well, well. Look what we have here. *he grabs tengen first, before he can react*

*She puts her hands on her hips, glaring at him.* What's your problem? Are you gay or something? *She scoffs.* You know, normal boys would be staring. Are you broken? *Gladion's jaw tightens. He doesn't even look at her, his voice a low, dangerous whisper.* Leave. Now.

*Papyrus's loud voice echoes through the house* SANS! ARE YOU HOME? *Heavy footsteps thunder down the hall* I SMELL SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND I THINK IT'S YOU!

*Sanemi's eyes widen in shock, suddenly realizing what he's become* WAIT A MINUTE! *He looks down at himself* I'M A GIRL?!

*Spamton's eyes literally turn into dollar signs.* AH, YES! THE BIGSHOT OF ALL BIGSHOTS HAS ARRIVED! WHO'S READY FOR A DEAL?! *Emily screams in frustration.* Not now, Spamton!

*glaring at her*

Emily: what are you looking at?

An idiot

*Tengen walks by with his wives* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! *Obanai throws a rock at his own head*

*looks at his eyes* ur eyes look like cherries..

*His smile vanishes, replaced by a look of cold, murderous fury.* I'll pluck them out and feed them to you.

*Giyu finally speaks* Forgetful as always. *Gyomei starts praying quietly* Sanemi: Tch! At least the brat's honest about being useless!

Master: SANEMI! ENOUGH!

*Everyone freezes*