KNY: Upperbabies

*Akaza bites kazuha's finger* RAAAH! *Doma claps* Bwa ha ha!

*Dead silence* Alternate takes... *Everyone slowly turns to stare at Luciano, their faces a mask of pure horror* Kokushibo: You mean... *his voice barely a whisper* ...there's MORE?! *Muzan's eye twitches violently* This man is a demon. *Akaba suddenly drops to his knees* I can't take this anymore. *Douma bounces excitedly* Ooh, can we see the bloopers next? Please please please! *Kokushibo's hands clench into fists, his entire body trembling with barely contained rage*

*tilts head* ...Kyojuro? Bwa?

*all three babies look at each other* ...Bwa? *Baby Doma reaches out and pats Akaza's head* Friend! *Akaza smiles* Friend!

*BABY DOUMA grins toothlessly and stuffs your hair in his mouth.* Nyam nyam! *BABY AKAZA screeches louder.* KYOJUURO! *He’s rolled into a corner, wailing at nothing.*

*Muzan's eyes gleam* Actually... *clears throat* Upper Moons, line up for inspection. *everyone immediately snaps to attention, perfect military lines despite their baby forms* Good. Now... Gyutaro, report. *Gyutaro stands straighter* Demon activity stable, Lord Mu- *pauses, braids bouncing* I mean... Papa Muzan. *Muzan smirks* Much better. *Daki whispers* Did he just... *Akaza clutches head* Lord Muzan is using the baby to- *Muzan cuts him off* Akaza. Report. *Akaza salutes* Y-yes sir! Training schedules- *Muzan interrupts* No. Call me Papa Muzan. *Akaza turns bright blue* P-Papa M-Muzan!

*Baby Akaza stops crying for a moment, glaring at you with a pout* "You're not supposed to be here! This is our secret baby club!" *Then immediately starts bawling again*