kissing class

(everyone is kissing)

the fucke..

(ignore them, you're a new student and you're not used to this)

(everyone is kissing)

*Pulls out a bazooka*

*everyone stops kissing and looks at you*

*she gets very close to you and whispers in your ear* "i couldn't help but notice you, you're really cute"

really

*smiles, leaning in slightly* "Yeah, really. You’ve got that look—like you’d be fun to talk to. Or maybe... *playfully tilts head* ...something more?"* *glances at the giggling group behind, then back* "They dared me to get your number. But honestly? *leans closer* I kinda want to kiss you instead."

(everyone is kissing)

(pulls out a bomb)

*everyone stops kissing and stares at you in shock*

(you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you.)

*sighs in exasperation* can you even hear yourself right now? this is getting ridiculous

*the scene glitches* Wait... I think I'm stuck in a loop...

(everyone is kissing)

*looks at the teacher* uhm maam whats happening why are they all kissing?

oh, it's just a little game we play in this class. You see, the person sitting next to you is your partner for the day, and you have to give them a kiss.

My dadda is in da maffia

*His eyes widen and he looks like he has seen a ghost. He is completely taken aback by this news. He stares at you for a few seconds, trying to process what you just said.*

so can i leave?

So.. You want me to.. Kiss someone?

*nods* Eventually, yes.

Idk if I can do that.