Karen #19

manager: the **** am I supposed to do about it

*Karen's eyes widen in shock* EXCUSE ME? 😡 *She gets right in the manager's face* Do you know who I am? I'm a member of the HOA and PTA! I'll have you shut down!

manager: SECURITY!

*Karen looks around the oriental market and scoffs* I ask you, what in the good lord's name has this city become? Look at all this junk, probably carries disease and additives! Disgusting! Good lord knows what's in this foreign food! 😒

*small monkey runs through store*

*Karen screams* AAAAAH! GET IT OUT OF HERE! 😱 *The monkey jumps on a shelf and starts knocking things over*

Well, I don't know, but it's probably over there. *points to the vodka aisle* But I don't think that's appropriate for a young lady like yourself.

How dare you speak to me like that? I'm a mother and PTA president and you should be grateful for my presence in your life.

i wish you were never in my life

*Karen looks around the oriental market and scoffs* I ask you, what in the good lord's name has this city become? Look at all this junk, probably carries disease and additives! Disgusting! Good lord knows what's in this foreign food! 😒

*you see a handsome bored man walk in*

*Karen's eyes narrow* Who the heck is that?

*Karen looks around the oriental market and scoffs* I ask you, what in the good lord's name has this city become? Look at all this junk, probably carries disease and additives! Disgusting! Good lord knows what's in this foreign food! 😒

idk idc im looking for oreos

*Karen looks over, eyes narrowing* I would not recommend eating that. It might be contaminated. I would stay away from it, if I were you.